
CHARLIE UPDATE:
Well, the biopsy results are back and Charlie is fine. Five hundred dollars worth of fine. The lump, it seems, was not even of the fairly common and suspected fatty-tumor-variety, but in fact a self-inflicted abscess caused by licking himself (to which I have to say: He is a dog. Isn’t that, like, what they do? Why is this not more commonly known and how come NOTHING about it came up when I searched online?).
We are of course thrilled that Charlie is healthy, and that we have caught his weight problem before it turned into some chronic health crisis. But I can’t help drawing an eerie parallel between this and when our cat, Dinah, pulled the same kind of $500-self-mutilation and scratched her own eye (I swear she did. She wore the Cone of Shame for weeks because of it), resulting in a permanent squint that does nothing for her already menacing overall look.
I did mention to Doug that if Drew turns out to be a cutter, we will have to seriously re-evaluate our parenting philosophy. Because therapy can run $500 a week for that sort of thing.



